Alternate Reality Mariner: "Ugh. Man, my Boimler's way chiller than this one"
T'Pol: "I do not have a Boimler in my quantum reality in order to make a comparison"
Alternate Reality Mariner: "Oh, he's a big Starfleet nerd like Archer. You have one of those, right?"
T'Pol: "Yes. And 'big Starfleet nerd' is an accurate description"
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Garak: "I took an oath to do no harm. Which includes humiliating my patients at racquetball"
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Badgey may have finally met his match in the form of a large black cat, whose response to badgey’s threats is merely to sit against him.
Should I be concerned that they’re conspiring? #StarTrek #LowerDecks #Badgey #StarTrekLowerDecks #CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon #CatsOfFedi #ProofOfCat
Supporting my partner with the aid of a tutor while he services the BBQ before summer. 
Stealing this (closed) poll from Tumblr because I must know your thoughts.
Who is hotter?
One of Many Harry Kims: "You're a full lieutenant?"
Lieutenant Harry Kim: "Yeah. Wait. You're all still Ensigns? That's fucked up"
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One of Many Harry Kims: "Wait, everyone shut up! This Kim's got two pips!"
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Lieutenant Harry Kim: "Why would someone want to destroy reality?"
William Boimler: "Because they're probably a hacky evil version of someone we all know. A reversed Picard or a Borgified Kirk or fuck it, I don't know, human Worf. That's all the multiverse is! Just lazy derivative remixes!"
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T'Pol: "Must you do that on the bridge?"
Curzon: "You'll thank me when someone needs to be chopped"
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William Boimler: "I'm so sick of the fucking multiverse"
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T'Pol: "There is a Starfleet escape pod. I'm reading a single lifeform"
William Boimler: "Who will it be, Neelix with a crew cut? Really big Spock?"
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That's quite the crew Captain William Boimler has on the Anaximander (known as the "Nax").
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