Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What's another name for a baby adoption center?
A: The Stork Market.
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"Bigger on the inside..."
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Bonus #Joke
A man joined a cloistered order, and one of the things he noticed was that the same food was served for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Also, all the meals were eaten in silence except for one elderly monk who would say "Hebrews, Chapter 13 verse 8" before every meal.
After a week or so of this ritual, he was intrigued and decided to look up this passage in the Bible.
When he did, he burst out laughing because it said, "Jesus Christ, the same yesterday, today, and forever!"
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...Achieved thanks in large part to the efforts of that international organization, "Green Peas."
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I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.
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He seems to think that the chicks will dig the hat.
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"Those cats were fast as lightning..." 
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...Smoking it will make you a real basket case.
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As I post #Easter memes this week, I do not wish to “Passover” my Jewish friends.
Chag Pesach Sameach! #HappyPassover!
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Bonus #DadJoke
What is a rabbit's favorite kind of music?
Hip-Hop!
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A little bird told me that Spring is here...
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Holy Headaches, Batman!
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As seen at this past weekend's #HandsOff protests...
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Bonus #Joke 1:
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
Bonus #Joke 2:
Did you hear about the over-educated circle?
It had 360°!
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Bonus #Joke :
Q: What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?
A: Banned from the petting zoo.
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#CommanderData has been added to the group chat...
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If milk expires on April 1st, does that mean it's not really expired?
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