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Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág

Me, after 60 minutes of bedtime struggle bus:

"I'm just going to pretend I'm asleep. I'm not going to react to ANYTHING."

Child creature: *Cheerfully walks a plush penguin up my arm and makes it pee in my ear*

Me: *immediately fails all Stealth checks*

😆 🐧

#parenting#DnD#ToddlerDnD
Marcos Dione

@TarkabarkaHolgy Jesus, I had to read it thrice because, tired as I am, I was missing the word 'it" in "makes it pee in my ear".

Jan 06, 2024, 11:15 PM·Public
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