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Grickle<p>He found visits to the countryside, and the cows in particular, helped calm him down. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/grickledoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>grickledoodle</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/godzilla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>godzilla</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/country" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>country</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/cows" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cows</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/calm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>calm</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/mentalhealth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mentalhealth</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cartoon</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>art</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/drawing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>drawing</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/kaiju" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>kaiju</span></a></p>
ren (is fairy eyelashes) 🎶<p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GPOY" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GPOY</span></a> after seeing this sign on my bike commute over the years. </p><p>🚴 <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.world/@BmoreCityDOT" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>BmoreCityDOT</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/bicycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bicycling</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/cycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cycling</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/baltimore" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>baltimore</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/maryland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maryland</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
Noel J. Penaflor<p>BRAID DEAD (1990) Revisited <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Review" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Review</span></a> </p><p>Seeing Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman onscreen together is the only reason you'd want to see this stillborn horror/comedy.</p><p>Full Review#Link Below- Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton play Brad Pitt and Brian Pantshead in This Review of Brain Dead!</p><p><a href="http://hub.me/amKfw" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="">hub.me/amKfw</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/horror" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>horror</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/horrorFam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>horrorFam</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>writing</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/writer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>writer</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/writingCommunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>writingCommunity</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/writers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>writers</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Movies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Movies</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/movie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>movie</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/cinema" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cinema</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/cinemastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cinemastodon</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Film" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Film</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/films" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>films</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/filmmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>filmmastodon</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/horrorCommunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>horrorCommunity</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/horrorMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>horrorMovie</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/horrorMovies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>horrorMovies</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/horrorFilm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>horrorFilm</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/horrorFilms" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>horrorFilms</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/horrormastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>horrormastodon</span></a> <br><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/article" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>article</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/read" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>read</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/reading" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>reading</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/90s" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>90s</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/filmreview" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>filmreview</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/moviereview" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>moviereview</span></a></p>
Erik L. Midtsveen 🏴🏳️🌈<p>Oh, so you’ve stumbled upon this post with the hashtag <a href="https://social.linux.pizza/tags/Fediverse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Fediverse</span></a>? Congratulations, you’re officially part of the elite club of internet cool kids. But wait—don’t get too comfortable. Whatever you do, do not follow me. Seriously, it’s a trap. You’ll regret it faster than realizing pineapple on pizza is a controversial topic.</p><p>Why? Because, plot twist: I like Linux. Yeah, that’s right—the operating system that’s technically for tech wizards but is actually for anyone who enjoys typing commands in a terminal at 3 AM while sipping coffee and pretending to be a hacker. Just kidding… or am I? </p><p>This is satire, so don't take it seriously... unless you should, in which case, totally do.</p><p><a href="https://social.linux.pizza/tags/Satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Satire</span></a> <a href="https://social.linux.pizza/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://social.linux.pizza/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Funny</span></a> <a href="https://social.linux.pizza/tags/Boost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Boost</span></a> <a href="https://social.linux.pizza/tags/Linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Linux</span></a> <a href="https://social.linux.pizza/tags/Debian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Debian</span></a> <a href="https://social.linux.pizza/tags/Terminal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Terminal</span></a></p>
Evan Sky arts<p>Do you prefer 🐈⬛ black cats, or tabby cats 🐈 ?</p><p>Either way, these mini prints are available in my shop! 🌱 <a href="https://evanskyarts.com/en/collections/prints" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">evanskyarts.com/en/collections</span><span class="invisible">/prints</span></a> 🌱 </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>art</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/artist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>artist</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/artwork" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>artwork</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/print" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>print</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/smallbusiness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smallbusiness</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WhiskersWednesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WhiskersWednesday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cat</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cats</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/blackcat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>blackcat</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tabbycat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tabbycat</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/giftideas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>giftideas</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cute" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cute</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mastoart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mastoart</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CatsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CatsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CatsOfFediverse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CatsOfFediverse</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fedicats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fedicats</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/catsofpixelfed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>catsofpixelfed</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fediart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fediart</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fediverse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fediverse</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fedigiftshop" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fedigiftshop</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mastoart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mastoart</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pixelfed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pixelfed</span></a></p>
45 Name an Hour<p>Dorito Mussolini </p><p>bot by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>davidaugust</span></a></span><br>This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/potus45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>potus45</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a></p>
Hyo CheetiBurd<p>Neighbors</p><p>Cheeti is an Avali, he travels from place to place, here and there and more. Sometimes he needs to borrow the wifi for a bit... Today he can't.<br>(Hidden Cheeto!)<br><a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Avali" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Avali</span></a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Furry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Furry</span></a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Comic</span></a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Joke</span></a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Funny</span></a></p>
45 Name an Hour<p>Super-Callous-Fascist-Racist-Somehow-He's-the-POTUS </p><p>bot by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>davidaugust</span></a></span><br>This is satire, not sedition: let's not have humor lead to homicide. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/potus45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>potus45</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a></p>
45 Name an Hour<p>Il Douché </p><p>bot by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>davidaugust</span></a></span><br>This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/potus45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>potus45</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a></p>
Frankie ✅<p>I don't have a problem, you have a problem.</p><p>Source: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/whatsleftcomics/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">reddit.com/user/whatsleftcomic</span><span class="invisible">s/</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DnD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DnD</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Dndmemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dndmemes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TTRPG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TTRPG</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TTRPGMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TTRPGMemes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DungeonsandDragons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DungeonsandDragons</span></a></p>
Frankie ✅<p>OOH, Now do Goblins!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DnD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DnD</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Dndmemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dndmemes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TTRPG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TTRPG</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TTRPGMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TTRPGMemes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DungeonsandDragons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DungeonsandDragons</span></a></p>
ren (is fairy eyelashes) 🎶<p>I wonder how many times one needs to type "S8008" before Apple pulls the plug.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/apple" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>apple</span></a></p>
Frankie ✅<p>We are having a bad luck streak </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DnD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DnD</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Dndmemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dndmemes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TTRPG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TTRPG</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TTRPGMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TTRPGMemes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DungeonsandDragons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DungeonsandDragons</span></a></p>
Noel J. Penaflor<p>Happy birthday or death day!</p><p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/wtf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wtf</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/pic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pic</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/pictures" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pictures</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/picture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>picture</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/nightmarefuel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nightmarefuel</span></a></p>
AaronDavid<p>If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. <a href="http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="">aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/freeread" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>freeread</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/shortstory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shortstory</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pleaseboost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pleaseboost</span></a></p>
45 Name an Hour<p>Budget Bashar </p><p>bot by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>davidaugust</span></a></span><br>This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/potus45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>potus45</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a></p>
Frankie ✅<p>Some people just can't let others chill... </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DnD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DnD</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Dndmemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dndmemes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TTRPG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TTRPG</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TTRPGMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TTRPGMemes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DungeonsandDragons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DungeonsandDragons</span></a></p>
Grickle<p>Captain Parrot. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/grickledoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>grickledoodle</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/pirates" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pirates</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/parrot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>parrot</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cartoon</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>art</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/drawing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>drawing</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a></p>
Frankie ✅<p>Not keeping track of NPCs </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DnD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DnD</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Dndmemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dndmemes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TTRPG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TTRPG</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TTRPGMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TTRPGMemes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DungeonsandDragons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DungeonsandDragons</span></a></p>
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