Gomez :wales_flag: :twt:<p>On my first walk to work of 2025 I discovered what appears to be a new invasive species.</p><p>Careful examination shows it to have a rubbery epidermis and a tendency to squeak when threatened., before exploding violently.</p><p>It seems to reproduce by silently drifting into new habitats fuelled through human neglect, hen do's and children's birthday parties.</p><p>I shall give the scientific name: Ballonia Inflatus</p><p><a href="https://toot.wales/tags/BalloniaInflatus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BalloniaInflatus</span></a><br><a href="https://toot.wales/tags/InvasiveSpecies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>InvasiveSpecies</span></a> <br><a href="https://toot.wales/tags/CynonValley" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CynonValley</span></a> <br><a href="https://toot.wales/tags/Aberdare" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Aberdare</span></a></p>