I've decided to stop being scared of databases
@InsertUser @CjMalone that's unfortunate shame. I think the problems should be solved in proper places. And, when using a database to store some data, the proper place is usually the database.
@amapanda damn, can I join it all into a single row to get lower performance?
@qeef I just "select * from *" and loop through the result in my programming language of choice, right? :p