I've decided to stop being scared of databases

@CjMalone good. now it's time for databases to be scared of you.

@qeef I just "select * from *" and loop through the result in my programming language of choice, right? :p

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@CjMalone @qeef that will scare your front end programming language, not your database

@amapanda @CjMalone Being a database, I would be pretty scared, too ^^

@amapanda damn, can I join it all into a single row to get lower performance?

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