I've decided to stop being scared of databases
@CjMalone good. now it's time for databases to be scared of you.
@qeef I just "select * from *" and loop through the result in my programming language of choice, right? :p
@CjMalone @qeef that will scare your front end programming language, not your database
@amapanda damn, can I join it all into a single row to get lower performance?
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